Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to take a step back and let it process…in my hands was someone’s entire life. From start to finish, every memory, every emotion, every bodily control…was right there in my hands.
I don’t care if people unfollow this is spectacular
This post just fucked me up literally
PACIFIC RIM MIXOLOGY
Some of you may have seen my earlier, more detailed, Pacific Rim Drinks Series posts floating around. Well, I decided to post this “recipe book” including all the drinks in honor of Jaegercon (and because I really feel like I’ve earned that alcohol square on the bingo card.) But this only includes the recipes - see the earlier posts for descriptions and credits.
I like that The Coastal Wall has no alcohol in it. It may look nice, but it’s not going to do anything.
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.
WotC didn’t just give us Mongolia. They gave us the freaking entirety of Asia.
From the dunes of the west…
… to the peaks of the east…
… from the snowy wilds of the north…
…to the lush jungles of the south….
… and everything in between.
And then we remember the Mongol knot tying all of these.
They’ve touched almost everything of Asia.