priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

(via a-mends)

yxxck:

florderst:

shawnali:

The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to take a step back and let it process…in my hands was someone’s entire life. From start to finish, every memory, every emotion, every bodily control…was right there in my hands. 

I don’t care if people unfollow this is spectacular

This post just fucked me up literally

yxxck:

florderst:

shawnali:

The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to take a step back and let it process…in my hands was someone’s entire life. From start to finish, every memory, every emotion, every bodily control…was right there in my hands. 

I don’t care if people unfollow this is spectacular

This post just fucked me up literally

(via sarahellen128)

nudityandnerdery:

hardactofollow:

PACIFIC RIM MIXOLOGY

Some of you may have seen my earlier, more detailed, Pacific Rim Drinks Series posts floating around. Well, I decided to post this “recipe book” including all the drinks in honor of Jaegercon (and because I really feel like I’ve earned that alcohol square on the bingo card.) But this only includes the recipes - see the earlier posts for descriptions and credits.

I like that The Coastal Wall has no alcohol in it. It may look nice, but it’s not going to do anything.

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

(via keanala-chan)

sarkhan-the-dragonspeaker:

WotC didn’t just give us Mongolia. They gave us the freaking entirety of Asia.

From the dunes of the west…

… to the peaks of the east…

… from the snowy wilds of the north…

…to the lush jungles of the south….

… and everything in between.

And then we remember the Mongol knot tying all of these.

They’ve touched almost everything of Asia.